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Joke of the Day
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"What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."
"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."
"How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure? They pull out."
"Guess what? I fucked your mom"
"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"
"Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it."
"My wife asked me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe."
"American nuclear response time is around four minutes. But eight minutes if you are using a cigar on a naked intern."