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Joke of the Day

"The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry."

"how many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? probably just one, but we may never know because they're all way too busy coming up with lightbulb jokes."

"What's white on bottom and black on top? Rape."

"The sweater you left is in the closet. just like you."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he was eating a slice of pizza? He ate it before it was cool"

"What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?"

"Economists say the recession ended last year. Good to know. I'll bring that up at the dinner table tonight over our single bean."

"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"

"When a husband asks you if you think it's possible to love someone forever... ""If I find the right person"" is apparently the wrong answer."

"What is the awesomest/funniest or even smartest joke u've ever heard"