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Joke of the Day

"The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry."

"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"

"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."

"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"

"What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara? Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho"

"Here's my gym schedule. Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, 7 mile bike ride. Thursday, 15 year break. Repeat."

"23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir."

"DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life."

"What pop star has the biggest nipples? Areola Grande"

"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"