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Joke of the Day
"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"
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"What's smokey the bear's middle name? The."
"I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V."
"I used to be addicted to soap... but I'm clean now."
"Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)"
"- I like to travel in first - But is expensive, is not? - Yes, I have already broken three cars!! European joke..."
"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."