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Joke of the Day

"A gas station had 2 signs in the window, help wanted and self-service. I walked in and hired myself. credit: Steven Wright"

"The spanish word of the day is ""Juicy"" ""TELL ME IF *JUICY* THE COPS!"""

"""We're still looking for a side project"" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses ""We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"""

"Ed Hardy makes a wine. Just tasted some. With full-bodied undertones of asshat, its repugnant mouthfeel would pair well with a cheeseball."

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass""... Once a month, my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the egg and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal"

"If a hobbit were to bake a hairstyle, what would he make it out of? Frodo"

"What do you call a Pokemon with breasts? Rattata."

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."