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Joke of the Day

"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."

"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."

"A married couple are having sex..."

"My dick is like a chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder it gets."

"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."

"What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard? ""The loser was 'thore'"""

"News reports say that someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on."

"I lost 12 pounds in a week. Good thing I'm not a big investor."

"I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with."

"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"