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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink."
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"The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week... Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges."
"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"My friend was run over by a car. And man did he lose his head over it."
"3 rings of marriage 1) Engagement Ring 2) Wedding Ring 3) SuffeRing"
"What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical? A rebel without applause."
"In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers???"
"A bar of gold walked into a bar. Unfortunately the barman wasn't having it and shouted ""AU get out of here"""
"What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed? Inception"
"I want to listen to the audiobook of The Qur'an. Can someone please burn me a copy? Seriously, folks..."