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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with."

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"

"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."

"a feminist, a man, and a dog walk into a bar the girl asks the guy, why does the dog have to be here? the man says: ""I thought you would get lonely, bitches gotta stick together"""

"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."

"In the medical community, death is referred to as ""Chuck Norris Disease"""

"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."

"Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales... They fired the kindergarteners and half the first grade."

"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"