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"Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd."
"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."
"Why do black people have white on their palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody."
"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"
"Instead of regular Christmas cake, I hit my Italian neighbor over the head with a saucepan Pan-a-tony"
"What's the art of having multiple personalities? Acting"
"I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!"
"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."
"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""