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Joke of the Day

"News reports say that someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on."

"What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her"

"Me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!"

"If you ever fart in public, just yell, ""Turbo power!"" and walk faster"

"My favorite machine at the gym is the water fountain."

"What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion"

"Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt."

"What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? An Inkling."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks this morning *Edit: Not my joke but haven't seen it here and thought it was funny :)*"

"What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world? Molar opposites."