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Joke of the Day

"fired for ""unleashing rats at work"" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats"

"What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte."

"How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do."

"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!"

"Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years."

"what's the difference.... ..... between a vagina and a refrigerator? refrigerators don't fart when you pull out your meat"

"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"

"My son was upset his personalised number plate name was already taken I'd never seen little YCM-846 so sad before"

"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."

"I don't understand why women get so angry and stressed on their period. It's such an ovary action"