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Joke of the Day

"How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do."

"Why did the Titanic have a hard time getting a date? It couldn't break the ice."

"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"

"What do cats eat on a hot summer day? Micecream!"

"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."

"Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: ""their"", meaning ""belongs to them."" Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing."

"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"

"My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices. I've chosen a goat."

"You look so perfect standing there, In my American Apparel underwear, But I know now you probably opened the wrong Christmas present grandma"

"Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after."