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Joke of the Day
"What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte."
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"It's always ""Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick."" I'm never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy"
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"Did you hear about the fish addicted to worms? He got hooked."
"With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time."
"I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral Thoughts?"
"A guy with a wooden eyeball is self conscious... ...so he asks the homeliest girl at the ball if she would like to dance. She looks him straight in the face and says ""would I?!"""
"A three-legged dog sits down at the bar Orders a whiskey. Bartender asks,""What brings you to these parts?"" Dog responds,""Lookin for the sonofabitch who shot my paw.'"
"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""