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Joke of the Day

"My son was upset his personalised number plate name was already taken I'd never seen little YCM-846 so sad before"

"You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:"

"Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring"

"""I literally died."" - white girls in heaven."

"Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"

"No, I don't want to ""Like"" your business on Facebook. I barely ""Like"" you."

"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"

"[Bar] me: Gimme one more wife: I think you've had enough m: Last one w: Fine m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*"

"Ask your doctor if practicing medicine is right for him"

"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"