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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"
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"Faving a tweet = Quietly having sex with someone. RTing a tweet = Introducing the person to your friends."
"No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy."
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"Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."
"My husband got some virtual reality goggles for christmas and so far I like them because they make him very vulnerable to attack."
"Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !"