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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a joke about Ebola? You're probably not going to get it."
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"SHARKY_GAMING SHOULD DIE IN HELL HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO FUCK MY ASS AND EVERY THRUST HE DOES HE FEELS THE PAIN WE DO He Betrayed Us. He Should Burn. He Should Die."
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair."
"Who should we vote for the next president? Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3."
"A client comes to a bank: My cheque was returned with a remark: ""Insufficient funds"". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"
"Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12."
"What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? R and J"
"Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string."
"Psyched for the new Rihanna/Chris Brown songs! Haven't been this excited since Hitler & Anne Frank's duet, ""Chillax, Haterz!"""
"Name a bird which doesn't lay eggs? any male bird"