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"What do Italians eat on Halloween? fettucine afraid-o"
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"How much does the average introvert weigh? Not enough to break the ice."
"What do you call it when a turtle beats a rabbit in a race? Aesop story."
"There's a new Batman coming out, but Batman is being played by an Asian? His alter-ego? Bruce Wang."
"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"
"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""
"job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre ""dress for the job u want, right?"" then just stare at them"
"GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested."
"How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? 13, 1 to actually do it and the other 12 talk about how much better they could have done it."
"What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial? It doesn't matter."