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Joke of the Day
"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""
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"My nan's star sign is cancer. It's pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten by a giant crab."
"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."
"Pharmacist: ""That'll be $97."" Long pause. We both bust out laughing. ""Have a good day, comrade."" he says, handing me the prescription."
"If that's his reaction to spinach, Popeye should never try cocaine."
"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"
"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"
"I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana."
"What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives?? Rama llama ding dongs"
"How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***"