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Joke of the Day

"job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre ""dress for the job u want, right?"" then just stare at them"

"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"

"Let's make this house party... a *home* party."

"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."

"Egyptian fisherman what did the egyptian fisherman say to the other egyptian fisherman after his wife had died? I'm in de-nile"

"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"

"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."

"Can someone please tell me????? What does the fox say?"

"What's the last thing a stripper does with her asshole before starting her shift? Drops him off at band practice."

"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"