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Joke of the Day
"What's 12"" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? A dead baby."
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"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee? Because he started drinking it before it was cool."
"Old people poke me at weddings and tell me ""your next"" So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"
"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."
"My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo."
"I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other."
"Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere"
"Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad."
"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."