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Joke of the Day
"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."
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"A Ghost dressed up as human for Halloween Ghost knocks on neighbor's door: ""Trick or treat!"" Neighbor says to his wife, ""That's the spirit""."
"There's a great horse joke I'd like to trot out... But it's lame :("
"What did the paraplegic father say when his teenage daughter came out of the closet? I will not stand for this."
"[on phone with attorney] HIM: you're being charged for murder. ME: damn that sounds expensive i guess you can just put it on my Amex"
"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they go the speed limit in school zones.."
"What do you call a vampire that eats period blood? Count Snatchula"
"Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada."
"They say what kills you in your past life is your biggest fear in this life.. But I'm pretty sure premature ejaculation never killed anyone"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !"