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Joke of the Day
"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."
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"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."
"what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy"
"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."
"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""
"You know what's more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you."
"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."
"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like--it was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."
"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""
"If someone walks in on you hatching your evil plan, just tell them you were rubbing in some hand moisturizer."