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Joke of the Day

"Einstein made a theory about space ...And it was about time too."

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."

"Why the Spainish love English class.... Essays"

"What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city? A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)"

"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."

"I stole some vegetables today I was out doing the grocery shopping earlier when I realised I really needed a piss. So I took a leek."

"I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team"

"My walls are closing in. Crawling in my skin my Cell walls are closing in? HELP!"

"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""

"[in the insect dissection room] Your fly is open."