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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a French girl pregnant? Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest."
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"I figured out why there are so many masturbation-related injuries that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes"
"There was a gay man from Scoon Who took a lesbian up to his room, They sat on the bed, Then each of them said: ""Now who does what and with which and to whom?"""
"My wife has just walked out the door with the kids for good because of my addiction to horse racing. In fact, I can see them now they're all at the gate and they're off!"
"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"
"Normal Person (being inconvenienced): I deserve better than this Me (being stabbed w/swords): I'm so sorry for getting blood on your swords"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None."
"I knew someone who poured milk before the cereal..... He was a cereal killer"
"How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and a half men."
"I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That's 7 years in a row now."