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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the teacher who never farted in class? It turns out she was a private tooter."

"How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn't"

"Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles."

"I found my first grey pubic hair today. I can accept getting old, but it was in my Big Mac."

"I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling"

"So I went over to my uncle with a lisp's house He asked me ""hey d-do you w-w-want a d-d-dee-dee-d-d-d-deep-deep-d-deeeeeep freezer?"" I replied: ""Noo thanks buddy that's too deep for me"" [EDIT] Fuck."

"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."

"When a women says ""What?"" its not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change your answer"

"Did you hear about the skywriter's autobiography? It was way over my head."