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Joke of the Day

"Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails. One says ""so, who are we going to throw these at?"" the other replies: ""what are you, a fucking intellectual?"""

"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"How can you tell if a person's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What happens to a frog that parks illegally? He gets toad."

"guy next to me on my flight is just staring forward. no movie, no book, nothing. so its been nice knowing you I'm about to be murdered"

"Why does everyone have to point out they adopted their dog? Are they worried that we are suspicious because it doesn't look like them?"

"How do you make a tissue dance? By putting a little boogie in it!"

"CHILDREN & CARS Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."

" Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!"

"Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O"