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Joke of the Day
"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."
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"What does the hipster serial killer do? Has sex with the bodies before they're cool."
"I hate it when winter comes. It makes my wenis so dry."
"A little boy says, Dad,....... A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"HOW I DRESS FOR UNIVERSITY First day of the week: brad pitt Last day of the week: homeless druggie"
"*does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* ""oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"""
"Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it"
"Why is it easy for gays to escape a fire? Because their shit is already packed."
"Driving a BMW is like show and tell every day. Where you're Showing off how small your penis is and you're Telling the world."
"Your mama is so fat..... Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring."