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Joke of the Day

"Brain walks into a bar. or maybe was his name Brian? No, it was like bill or brad or something. Anyways that dude had the best weed."

"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."

"Me and my wife, we have decided that we don't want kids. They are not gonna like it."

"How to give a woman an orgasm? Dream harder."

"What's the difference between a hippy chick and a hockey chick? A hockey chick showers every 3 periods."

"I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night. The mime next door went nuts!"

"Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is both the same."

"What is Niglish? You're an asshole. Just go away."

"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"