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Joke of the Day

"Brain walks into a bar. or maybe was his name Brian? No, it was like bill or brad or something. Anyways that dude had the best weed."

"Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers"

"What type of Bees provide millk? Boobees (boobies)"

"Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible."

"This chicken is so moist, what is your secret? I squeeze a little KY Jelly into its cavity before heating."

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"

"""Babe there's something I've always wanted to do.."" *tenderly moves her bangs away from her eyes then scotch tapes them to her forehead*"

"Which film star is always jumping around the forest? John Treevaulter."

"TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub"