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Joke of the Day
"What's a con-artists favorite holiday? Scamentine's Day."
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"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."
"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."
"A sad time in a dad's life is when your son finally dunks on you so you have to cut his hamstring while he sleeps so he can't do it again"
"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."
"So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night... The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money"
"Why can't midgets run? The grass tickles their balls."
"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"
"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."
"Two cows are grazing in a field... One turns to the other and asks ""Have you heard all this talk of mad cow disease?"" The other replies ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"""