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Joke of the Day
"SATURDAY TIP: simply because mother has fallen asleep that's no reason to stop the footrub"
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"""Damn girl are you?"" -Existentialist pick-up line"
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"Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?"