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Joke of the Day
"How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding."
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"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."
"I get my wife the same thing every year for Christmas, a dildo and a pair of slippers If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"
"What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch? Fission Chips."
"Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter..."
"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."
"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""
"No one cared about Cap'n Crunch when he was a Lieut'n'nt Com'nd'r"
"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"
"Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said "" Well, they used to be over there......"""