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Joke of the Day

"Math proves girls are evil"

"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"

"What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer? Revolver Camelot!"

"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"

"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"

"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."

"My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous."

"When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived."

"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"

"My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because I have a gambling problem But I think she's bluffing."