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Joke of the Day
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling."
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"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"The insane really should be institutionalized. Trump for President"
"NSFW: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person."
"Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra? To keep them from rolling out of bed"
"In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... ."
"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."
"How do you know if somebody's Christian? Don't worry, They'll fucking tell you."
"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."