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Joke of the Day
"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"
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"A little boy says ""dad I've heard in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until marriage. The dad says...... ""Son that happens everywhere."""
"*a man runs into the bar* ""HELP HELP, IS ANYONE HERE COUSINS WITH BON JOVI?"" *my date looks at me, I do nothing, my lies are now exposed*"
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"Judge: You need supervision. Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard."
"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."
"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."
"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."
"Forever Alone Barbie: Comes with 20 cats, and a Twitter account. Alcoholism and debilitating depression not included."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"""