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Joke of the Day

"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"

"officer it's my son's car ""just make it stop sir"" I don't know how ""can you call him"" I'll try *tries to dial while car bounces up and down*"

"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."

"What do you call a family of 8 rabbits? One rabbyte"

"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."

"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"

"Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground."

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when things get too hot... A Fuck. The word is ""fuck""... honestly, I lead you right to it"