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Joke of the Day
"Where do the Mexican truckers hang out? The guay station."
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"Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. The plane's going down. Look, stop screaming, that's not going to make me a better pilot"
"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."
"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"
"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"My friends were making fun of Starlord I told them that Pratt Shaming isn't welcome in my house"
"Weighing elephants is .. A large scale problem."
"What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home? Get in the Karma."
"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."
"There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine. Camera man, light and sound technician."