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Joke of the Day

"I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels...boy was I wrong"

"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."

"A guy goes to a crowded party and wants to get a drink from the hors d'oeuvres table. Surprisingly, there is no punch line."

"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."

"What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !"

"Without me it would just be aweso. Just saying."

"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."

"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."

"7: Dad what does this word mean Me: Bring me a dictionary *Smack up side the head Me: Now go google that shit"

"Right now, somewhere in China, someone is wokking their dog"