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Joke of the Day

"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."

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"Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend? Because diamonds are a woman's best friend."
"What do you call a pimp without a cane? A caneless pimp."
"eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."
"What do gay horses eat? dick."
"Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again."
"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."
"""I'm dying call me an ambulance"" Best friend: ""Ok dying, you're an ambulance"""
"What do you call two gay guys who look different but sound the same? Homophones."
"A soft taco moved to a bad neighborhood and when he went back to visit his old friends they didn't recognize him... Because he had turned into a hard taco! Hehehe"
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