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Joke of the Day

"How 'done' do you want your burger? I can do ""well-done"" all the way to ""CPR might actually work."""

"I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap."

"I'm a girl When i get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."

"The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is ""Salary is Credited"" "

"A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore Loved her job, but loved the beach more. She devised such a way to combine work and play: She sells C-shells by the seashore"

"Girl posted on Facebook: All men are dogs! I commented: Which breed is your father?"

"ROOMMATE: Big date later? ME: [combs hair] Yes R: Where? M: [fixes tie] The woods R: Is it with a bear again? M: [dabs honey behind ears] No"

"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"

"Rioters are breaking into antique music stores across the country damn Luters."