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Joke of the Day

"ROOMMATE: Big date later? ME: [combs hair] Yes R: Where? M: [fixes tie] The woods R: Is it with a bear again? M: [dabs honey behind ears] No"

"The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue."

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."

"Ice skating is like walking in cursive"

"Closed letter to the mods of r/Jokes... O"

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs."

"My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber."

"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"

"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"I like my women like just like my cars 12 years old and made in Japan Edit: Made in the 90's and topless in the summer?"