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Joke of the Day

"A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? A cop"

"How can you tell if your goose is depressed? It's feeling down."

"Ex picked up the kids, brought me coffee & took out my trash. This divorce thing is really working out for me."

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."

"When I have to put on one of those thick leather weightlifter belts to take a shit, I know it's time to eat a vegetable."

"What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together? It wood rock."

"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"

"If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house"

"""We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."" - A man who owned other men."

"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."