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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"
Next Joke
"Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!"
"""Eat right and exercise?!?... I dunno...seems like some kind of a scam, Doc."""
"I like my beer like I like my neighbours White."
"I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly."
"I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores."
"I was in the pharmacy today... A man approached me offering either a blue pill or a red pill. I didn't know staying in false reality gave you a 24 hour erection."
"""Goodnight moon."" *Moon takes out one earbud* ""No, Pepsi is not ok."""
"I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters"
"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."