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Joke of the Day
"What's a homophobe's favorite drink? fruit punch"
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"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
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"My girlfriend was upset when I brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"