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Joke of the Day
"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."
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"What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold."
"I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky."
"A Pole was playing chess.. ."
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"Now that big hairy bush is back in style, it needs a good name. I vote on the Sascrotch."
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