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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !"
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"Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !"
"I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro."
"What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery."
"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."
"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"
"He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses."
"Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail."
"A joke my nephew told me How do ghost listen to music? With a bootooth"
"If you are going to use a boat to escape make sure its in water not in water town!"