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Joke of the Day

"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"

"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."

"Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems."

"Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?"

"I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, ""get a job pal."""

"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Online piracy is bad, one time I downloaded a boat"

"Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn't 'funny' and is technically 'wasting' police time :("

"Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship."

"If I were a girl who knew a lot about cars, I'd open up a body shop called Lady Parts."