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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer either way."

"You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast."

"My wife's leaving me for refusing to stop referring to our children as my Capri Son and Capri Daughter."

"Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos."

"Procrastination is just like Masturbation It's fun while you're doing it until you realize all you did was fuck yourself."

"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""

"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."

"Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter."

"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"