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Joke of the Day
"Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers"
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"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."
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"If I ever have to feed kids, I just shove shit in a blender give them a straw & tell them that's what astronauts eat."
"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."
"What did she say while cleaning herself after sex? Well, that's a load off my shoulder"
"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen? Linoleum Blown-apart."
"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."