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Joke of the Day

"Procrastination is just like Masturbation It's fun while you're doing it until you realize all you did was fuck yourself."

"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""

"Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!"

"Woman walks around claiming to be a flute. Says that you can blow in her hole and press her buttons for $50!"

"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""

"There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal."

"My highest test grade I'll always be proud of is my blood test... A+"

"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."

"Why are there so many Redditor archeologists? Because /r/jokes loves digging up the past."

"What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne? Bolognese sauce"