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"Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent They named it Thesaurus"
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"UPS, FedEx, and DHL trucks should play a jingle like ice cream trucks so we know when our packages are coming."
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"What is the Free Syrian Army's favourite Western Song I DON'T CARE...ALAWITE I DON'T CARE.."
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"LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies."
"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."
"Life is a dick... It looks short, but it becomes longer when it gets hard."
"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."
"Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me."