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Joke of the Day

"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator"

"PC gamers don't take hot showers. They take Steam-y ones."

"Why was Tigger always filthy? Because he was playing with Pooh."

"I don't get Trump's hate on Mexicans... ... They'll chant ""You, ese!"" just as well as any other person in this country!"

"""The only way I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, is if it was a Jay-Z concert"" - my 9 yr old daughter"

"Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the prick's behind the wheel"

"I'm still disappointed that Penguin and Random House merged to become Penguin Random House and not the more hilarious Random Penguin House."

"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."

"Everyone is talking about how the inaugural attendance was 1/40 of what it was in 2009... They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is."