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Joke of the Day

"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."

"I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't I slimmed down?"

"Every night, I have attractive girls banging on my door And sometimes, I let them out!"

"Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple."

"What's more Irish than eating potatoes? Not eating potatoes."

"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."

"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist."

"Dating advice: Don't just tell her you have diarrhea, show her"

"Kids, rap music has been around since 1979, we've all heard it. You aren't being edgy by playing it loudly at an intersection."