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"What's more Irish than eating potatoes? Not eating potatoes."
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"Bath Humor Want to hear a dirty joke? Ray rolled in the mud Want to hear a clean joke? Ray took a bath with bubbles Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. The priest turns to the rabbi and asks, ""How much do you charge for circumscisions?"" The rabbi responds, ""They're free, but I get to keep the tips."""
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? ""I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"""
"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"
"People are mad at Mayweather but I think he was just confused. He thought he was supposed to hug his opponent and hit his wife."
"A man tried to force his wife to take an aspirin when she got in bed with him. She began yelling and saying ""I don't have a headache!"" The man replied, ""Good, let's fuck."""
"I made a movie about freezing time I showed it to some people, but they thought it was just a picture. It's 3 hours and 27 minutes long...if you don't pause"
"You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic]."